Freaky drill sergeant 

Cute 

Bad hair day 

Tattered flag of pride

I dub the word of the day. Freakish. Today is the grand finals for my Public Speaking Finals. Nervous and jittery I found out I have restaurant service from 9 to 2. Came to college with a mess of clothes hangers and a jacket blocking a mirror I painfully made my way to serve dumb guests with cute plates. What the hey. Robert Lam (judge of the damn thing) is coming on my table.

Guest from another table peers curiously at me
" Arent you in the finals?"
I grin " Yeah. How did you know?"
" I saw you. Just wondering. They told us to tell you that you'd have to get ready by 1 am. Rehearsals and all that."
I froze. glance at watch. 1:15. Curses and waving of arms. After quick talking the teach I rush down to the basement where my car is parked. Concluding that going to the locker to change is going to take far too much time. I went to my car. Open door. Grabbed clothes. Tore mine off. I hear the hurried clicks of a pair of high heels. I just dont watch as I frantically get into my nicer jacket and clothes.

Rushed up. Ooh. Briefing. Not much. Relaxed in aircond. Then. The Speech competition started. Made friends with this girl called Farah. Nice person. I went out. Did my speech. More than a little pleased with myself. She blinks. Drags me " You.. have the same exact notes as mine?" We compared our notes.
" Holy damn"
" In the entire internet. You took the same journal I took for notes???"
. " Let me guess. Google?" laughs. She panics. Starts rewriting something. When she finished her speech she gets back.
"You're from main campus before this?" I asked
" yeah! A-levels" she chirps
I furrow my brows as I considered her. It would be possible. " You know JK?"
She widens her eyes " Yeah!! We were close friends"
" I... am not suprised. "
" kewl!"
She laughs " You have a double thumb!"
" Yeah... " and she starts looking and poking at it just like everyone else does.
" I have a double thumb too!" and shows me her hand with a really weird nipple looking flesh on her hand.
I recoil " Jeezuz! This is... oh my.." I am flabbergasted. By the coincedences. And it just looked gross.
" Looks like a nipple" I blurted wide eyed
" Feels like one", she laughs

Well. I cant remember the rest of the conversation but to put it short. I didnt win. I am disappointed. I thought it was good... (insert ranting and whining) Ah well. Another tick in the 'goddamn it could have been good' list.

Conspiracies abound

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

The address we never heard...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingcat.html

This so.. totally destroyed my tummy.

A car drive

There is something very peaceful about driving your car after a long long day. Your mind foggy from bone numbing exhaustion. Your body feeling sticky from perspiration with your shirt clinging to your armpits. That strangely comfortable feeling of a BO'd body. A loud music of any heavy variety blasting in your ears. And you wearing a nice contented 'That shit is over' smile.

Todays drive was just like any other. Tiresome day at coll and the eager ride home. Sun was burning bright red in the evening. Traffic is slow but I feel no rush. I just want to listen to the radio or the Cd. Laughing by myself at the weird things people say in the radio. Noting the weird thing that weird guy in the pickup guy is doing with his hands. Feeling the steady control of my car, almost an out of body into car feeling.

I didnt even curse at anyone.
Its a good day.

I am really running out of dumb pictures 

dangers of sending your pictures to anyone 

Funny spam!4 

A walk in concrete

I took a walk around 1-Utama with my mom today. My dads off to Myanmar for his job. Its his 2nd time there so far. He will be back in a week. Should be quite fast. Back to 1-utama. Had a nice dinner with my mom. STuffed ourselves as usual. Had a cake at Secret Recipe. I started noticing the crowd. Ever noticed that 3 out of 4 people walking around are couples? Even if you discount families. I mean just boy girl couple. Maybe some of them a little old lah I guess. But mostly. Makes you think if you're the minority or majority. Got myself a Soldier of Fortune magazine. Ah. Magazine stalls are definitely getting better. Tempur and Prajurit just makes you 'slightly' proud to be Malaysian. We have a really cool looking special forces. Even though they pose too much.

I stole a few cups of vodka/coke for last night. Had a horrible morning. That goddamn bottle our neighbour gave us is still bloody half full. Its an obligation I think to try to finish it.

Saw the trailer for 'Brother in Arms'!!! Drool!!!! Beautiful graphics with Full Spectrum Warrior mechanics? A sprinkle of Medal of Honour and a heavy dollop of Call of Duty!

Got an album from Wayne Wonder. Nice. I didnt know he was Jamaican :p funny rides to college every morning.

I still have an assignment to ***ing finish. Been procrastinating around too long. Writing this blog.

Have a nice goddamn usual working week.