Stand Down Soldier

The following is the log of communications in 'Kevin Body Network 001" at December 12 Sunday 1900 onwards.

Helm: Give me a Flash Sitrep
Leg: All fine here. Could do with some authorized movement. Slight cramp
Hands: Got ourselves full with the food
Digestion: Mouth needs some checking. Having trouble talking and chewing. Stomach section reports heavy digestion issues. Dont expect energy boosy until late tommorow.
Brain: Conversations are going fine. Might run out of topics but thats not a danger at the moment. Situations under control.
Helm: Understood. Steer conversations towards mild probing. Hand gestures increase. I need that energy soon. Initate order for coffee
Brain: Initate coffee order aye.
Hand: On the way.
Brain: We seem kinda happy boss
Helm: Great. I will be in my bunk. wake me in 2200 unless theres an emergency.

2100 Dec 12

Brain: Flash flash situation shift. *** is implying she wants to go somewhere else instead of home. States question of 'are you bored'. Requesting orders out.
Memory: Records state theres a nearby Mamak store for drinks and conversation
Social cognitive: She wants only conversation. Suggestion approved
Mating Drive: I dont think my boys are going to get any action today?
Helm: Negative on that MD. Initate drive order.

2115 Dec 12

Brain: Noting ***'es actions are getting more energetic. Subjects of conversation are great. Plenty of matches but we're running out of energy.
Helm: Darn. Should have kept some reserves from yesterday.
Digestion: I'm giving her all she's got captain!
Helm: I hear you. Brain. Tune to attentive smile mode
Brain: Attentive smile mode aye.
Hands: Reporting uneasy fidget.
Helm: Keep it handled hand. We cant help you now.
Brain: Progress is good captain. We got an influx of dirty jokes. Subject is now perceived as frank and open. Shall I authorize full scale conversation sir?
Helm: Do that. But only at Defcon 3.
Brain: No conversations about Dnd aye.

0035 December 13

Brain: My boys cant handle it anymore sir. Last nights strain is getting here. I had to medivac the 'energetic conversation' department out. Powers out in there. Looks ugly boss
Helm: Thats it. Sound the evac
Brain: Evac sounded boss.

0045 December 13

Brain: Going... going... subject has entered the house. We're done!
Helm: Oh geez.... what a night. Hows everyone?
Legs: We lost some boss but otherwise we're great
Hands: Looks ugly here boss. We had to strain our muscles abit and it cost us some boys. Muscles would be out
Digestion: Digestions smooth boss. We're letting out air to relieve pressure.
Helm: Good job guys. Stand down.
MatingDrive: Getting bored here boss
Helm: In time. Out.